Sister: Where is the Nyquil
Brother: In the room!
Sister: Which room? your bedroom?
Brother: NO! The kitchen
PAUSE: Hello, Kitchen is the ONLY ROOM not named _____ room... bathROOM bedROOM livingROOM diningROOM... you see where I am going here? Kitchen would be the last one I would think of. Okay PLAY
Sister: Where?
Brother: I don't know, look!
Sister: Where am I looking
Brother: USE YOUR EYES
PAUSE again- douche! You know I am the MOST blind. Okay PLAY again
I have now given up on Nyquil knocking me out
Brother: I swear to god if I find it in three seconds, I am punching you in the vagina
Sister: If you touch my vagina I am kicking you out
Then he finds it... in like 3 seconds. And I literally dive to the side for fear of my vagina's life. Like he may actually punch my vagina.
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