celebrities jacking my shit- by sister

Sweet Mary.  April is a HARD MONTH.  We have not posted in weeks.  RIDICULOUS!

I would like to talk about how I hate celebrities- well douchy celebrities.  They always fuck up my stuff.

So today all I wanted to do was wear my ed hardy sneakers in peace.  I have had them for years... they are black chucks with graphics on the side.  They really are cool looking sneakers.  But stupid Jon from Jon and Kate plus 8 had to douchify Ed Hardy designs.  He is what killed the brand.  And if he killed the brand, the Jersey Shore continuously had sex with the designs dead body.  Now I can only wear them with long jeans so as not to be part of the douchebaggary.  These bitches cost me like $100 bucks!  I am still wearing them.  Screw Jon and his necrophiliac partners in crime, the cast of the Jersey Shore.  I had them first.

I am also very angry with Charlie Sheen.  I have always said "I win!" but now if I do people go "winnninnnnnggg" cause of stupid charlie sheen.  grr

Celebrities need to get off and stop stealing my shit. hahaha

is this a sign of our future

I fear that brother and I are growing apart.

Like a child I am being passive aggressive

Every day I see that he carefully rolls the toothpaste to maximize the outcome. And every day I grab and squeeze. Hahahahaha

There has also been a condom on his calendar board for a month- but since the calendar still says february- well I just font think he is paying attention

Soon I am probably going to get into drugs... Hahahah

Recent gems from brother

• dear girl with a fupa and cameltoe, yoga pants are not made in your size for a reason.. please take note. love brother

• people shouldn't be allowed to write checks, it's 2011...

• lmfao, best job requirement EVER: "Applicants must be born-again Christians, must agree with and agree to abide by the University doctrinal statement, Community Covenant, and General Work Place Standards."

• dear woman driving a minivan, with your phone on your right ear and an eye patch on your left eye... uhhh you scare me...

• new reason to not have children: how will I protect my family if I sleep through doors being broken in?

•  Do delivery men go into work everyday hoping for a fantasy? Or do they conduct their lives as normal but remain ready at all times?

• I don't know what a maxxinesta is... I just know that it sounds painful

 

 

 

geezihateyoualot

I hate brother the MOST right now.  Partially cause I am on his computer and there is literally a file that is called "sister's stuff bc she a bum"  Is it my fault that my ex replaced my perfectly good laptop that only needed a simple repair with a piece of shit laptop that broke down?  That was RUINED by the othersister?  No, Not AT ALL

p.s. when we first moved in together he always used mine!  Granted, he was in college and I am damn near 30 but nbd

That being said, I also hate him because of the last post. Really why didn't he wake up?  I tried to kick the door in because I couldn't work my keys!  DER.  $400 later...

Literally that night was unfortunately similar to my 21st bday... the next morning I woke up completely naked, with an odd towel around me, confused and only remembering glimpses of the night before, and unfortunately still very, very drunk.

Sis has a shewolf in her closet

and that bitch really wanted to be let free.

Sis thought that Ninja kicking a door would work to open it... I'm not sure she get that when you kick in a door you break it...

I slept through the entire thing... why you ask? how you ask? because I am a champ... also, I will be robbed/murdered in my sleep...
Sister always said she was afraid of me...
but I never broke down a door I didn't like...
now who's the scared roommate?
answer: this kid
note to all the men out there: If she has a shewolf... please dear god - open up and set her free

ahhhh woooooo