answers to the weirdness

Okay first, I ran out of deodorant. ( I am extra poor and my mom was buying my basic essentials, including shampoo, lotion, and deodorant)  I THOUGHT you were coming back on Sunday and I had just enough to get through Sunday... but nooooo you come back on Monday.  So I don't even feel bad.  Fuck you and your strong deodorant.

HOWEVER, you are clearly missing the MOST awkward part of this whole past week, my dear brother.

So I walk in brothers room and go "I need you to look at something and tell me if its a wart," sit on his bed, and proceed to show him the bottom of my foot.  I look up in time to see the look of complete horror settle into a look of pure relief

Fucker thought I was going to show him a vaginal wart or something.  Come on, I am not that bad!  Plus I am psycho careful to make sure their is no brother/sister possibility of catching nudity!  You know I even always have a bra on under my shirts!  (and, for the record, there are no warts, foot or vagina related).  Relax child.

I obviously have won the awkward-off though, since he thought I was gonna show my cooter.  I WIN!!!!

Sister crossing the line

b[^_^]d     <- that is Sister


______      <- there's the line

( X )          <- Here is where she should be....


This week things got weird(er) for your favorite codependent brother-sister duo.... (fuck yeah we are your favorite... hopefully others are not as messed up as us)

Things got weird when sister asked me for money the other day... knowing I wouldn't just hand her money all nimbly-bimbly sister knew she had to give a reason...

Sister: "Hey can I borrow some money for birth control...?"
Me: "blank stare"
Me: [thinking of sister with a child] "YES!!!!"

now we can reflect to a few months ago when Sister asks to borrow some money for gas and then snuck out to see a gentleman caller...

I have both paid for sister's sex and paid to kill her babies... LINE = CROSSED!

I'm not saying she's a harlot, in fact I chose to abstain from blogging about the gas but at this point it is sick/funny.

So yes, that happened... and I was like "Wow our relationship somehow got weirder... didn't think that could happen. Peak reached!"

and with that thought sister said "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!"

and posted this doozy on her twitter:

She used my deodorant?!?!?!

gross...

It used to be me that crossed all the lines... apparently I was just a padawan... well played Sister...
[bows head] well played...