Sister crossing the line

b[^_^]d     <- that is Sister


______      <- there's the line

( X )          <- Here is where she should be....


This week things got weird(er) for your favorite codependent brother-sister duo.... (fuck yeah we are your favorite... hopefully others are not as messed up as us)

Things got weird when sister asked me for money the other day... knowing I wouldn't just hand her money all nimbly-bimbly sister knew she had to give a reason...

Sister: "Hey can I borrow some money for birth control...?"
Me: "blank stare"
Me: [thinking of sister with a child] "YES!!!!"

now we can reflect to a few months ago when Sister asks to borrow some money for gas and then snuck out to see a gentleman caller...

I have both paid for sister's sex and paid to kill her babies... LINE = CROSSED!

I'm not saying she's a harlot, in fact I chose to abstain from blogging about the gas but at this point it is sick/funny.

So yes, that happened... and I was like "Wow our relationship somehow got weirder... didn't think that could happen. Peak reached!"

and with that thought sister said "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!"

and posted this doozy on her twitter:

She used my deodorant?!?!?!

gross...

It used to be me that crossed all the lines... apparently I was just a padawan... well played Sister...
[bows head] well played...