what brother says about the hurricane

Brother and I have had quite a weird breakfast this fine Saturday.

After I told my brother how I met an adorable man last night, I quickly found out he was 23.  As I am 29, Brother is 24, and we have theothersister between us, so this is awkward.  I quickly became Matthew McConaughey for the remainder of the conversation.  Then I say

"Am I a cougar"

Brother: "No but you will be in three years"

Me (After my face completely dropped) "I AM ONLY THREE YEARS AWAY FROM BEING A COUGAR?!!" 

Brother: Yeah, you are almost ten years older"

And then he fell off the chair laughing.

Fucker.

Later:

Me: "Bristol RI is evacuating because of the upcoming hurricane"

Brother: "Why is everyone freaking out!  1- we are above sea-level (I tried to tell him that we are not in Bristol but whatever) and 2- we are white! nothing bad is going to happen to us!  the government cares about us!"

Happy Saturday people