Recent gems from brother

• dear girl with a fupa and cameltoe, yoga pants are not made in your size for a reason.. please take note. love brother

• people shouldn't be allowed to write checks, it's 2011...

• lmfao, best job requirement EVER: "Applicants must be born-again Christians, must agree with and agree to abide by the University doctrinal statement, Community Covenant, and General Work Place Standards."

• dear woman driving a minivan, with your phone on your right ear and an eye patch on your left eye... uhhh you scare me...

• new reason to not have children: how will I protect my family if I sleep through doors being broken in?

•  Do delivery men go into work everyday hoping for a fantasy? Or do they conduct their lives as normal but remain ready at all times?

• I don't know what a maxxinesta is... I just know that it sounds painful