Tuesday, April 26, 2011

celebrities jacking my shit- by sister

Sweet Mary.  April is a HARD MONTH.  We have not posted in weeks.  RIDICULOUS!

I would like to talk about how I hate celebrities- well douchy celebrities.  They always fuck up my stuff.

So today all I wanted to do was wear my ed hardy sneakers in peace.  I have had them for years... they are black chucks with graphics on the side.  They really are cool looking sneakers.  But stupid Jon from Jon and Kate plus 8 had to douchify Ed Hardy designs.  He is what killed the brand.  And if he killed the brand, the Jersey Shore continuously had sex with the designs dead body.  Now I can only wear them with long jeans so as not to be part of the douchebaggary.  These bitches cost me like $100 bucks!  I am still wearing them.  Screw Jon and his necrophiliac partners in crime, the cast of the Jersey Shore.  I had them first.

I am also very angry with Charlie Sheen.  I have always said "I win!" but now if I do people go "winnninnnnnggg" cause of stupid charlie sheen.  grr

Celebrities need to get off and stop stealing my shit. hahaha

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