2 in one night?!?!!? what the what?

I felt like I needed another post, because that last one makes me look like a homicidal maniac, and I only let girls know that on the 4th date.

Also, I haven't contributed in months, getting an advanced degree n' all

So True Blood season 4 is coming... and we no longer have HBO and cannot get HBO.
This is a serious problem
But we live in a VERY wealthy town and I have a plan
Sister and I are going to pose outside local supermarket (because single people have to shop)
Sister will be sucking on a Popsicle or something phallic 
Brother will be eating a roast beef sandwich or eating the meat out of a taco
people will pass and conversations will go like this

Guy #1 - What are you doing?
Us in unison- being sexy! you watch True Blood? (everything we say will be in unison and with a southern "sistah" drawl)
Guy #1 - No
Us - Go away!

Chick #1  - What are you doing?
Us in unison- being sexy! you watch True Blood?
Chick #1 - No
Us - Go away!

Swinger Couple- What are you doing?
Us in unison- being sexy! you watch True Blood?
Guy #1 - Yes
Us - that's all the payment we need

the plan is flawless

I am working on my sexy pose right now

updates on how it all plays out

~Brother