So last weekend I went to a harbor cruise. I was excited because it wasn't work related and some of my girlfriends came along. I knew the DJ, and he always plays really good music, so its all very exciting right?
I am walking on the boat and I heard something about "class of 79" and was like gross, thats 2 years before I was born, this boat is going to be full of old people. And my friends with me were even younger... so grosser to them. But as we got on the boat we saw that the ages really spread out, from like 20-60. So whatever, we went on with our night.
The DJ was great, the guy with the microphone was horridly annoying. He kept on saying stuff about the SHS class of '79- and I thought nothing of it. S could stand for a million towns! Then towards the end of the ride, the announcer said class of '79 was celebrating their collective 50th birthdays, and I totally had a flashback- it felt much like That's So Raven's premonition looks on the show- where I remember my aunt telling my dad, my uncle (they are tripletts) and my mom (she went to high school with them) that their High School reunion is celebrating their 50th birthday on a boat- and their school began with S! ARE YOU SERIOUS? I AM ON A BOAT WITH MY PARENT'S CLASSMATES? When I told them who I was they argued if I looked more like mom or dad, etc...
So the reason I am telling this story now is because I am SO MAD that brother was on this cruise with me, because after I left I text him the story like "oh this is so lame, I am so mad I am surrounded by old people" and he was like "no this is amazing, why don't you have them drunk dial our parents?"
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?! So disappointed in myself. See, we are funnier when we are codependent.
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