b[^_^]d <- that is Sister
______ <- there's the line
( X ) <- Here is where she should be....
This week things got weird(er) for your favorite codependent brother-sister duo.... (fuck yeah we are your favorite... hopefully others are not as messed up as us)
Things got weird when sister asked me for money the other day... knowing I wouldn't just hand her money all nimbly-bimbly sister knew she had to give a reason...
Sister: "Hey can I borrow some money for birth control...?"
Me: "blank stare"
Me: [thinking of sister with a child] "YES!!!!"
now we can reflect to a few months ago when Sister asks to borrow some money for gas and then snuck out to see a gentleman caller...
I have both paid for sister's sex and paid to kill her babies... LINE = CROSSED!
I'm not saying she's a harlot, in fact I chose to abstain from blogging about the gas but at this point it is sick/funny.
So yes, that happened... and I was like "Wow our relationship somehow got weirder... didn't think that could happen. Peak reached!"
and with that thought sister said "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!"
and posted this doozy on her twitter:
She used my deodorant?!?!?!
gross...
It used to be me that crossed all the lines... apparently I was just a padawan... well played Sister...
[bows head] well played...

also, this is awesome cause he has about 5 deodorants on his dresser... which means he doesn't know which I used muhahahahahaahah
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