Holy shit I was walking down the street and I slipped on vaginas

You know when you hear some so vial and disgusting you instantly write a song about it...


This a song we wrote about a 55 year old divorcee our mother knows who dated excessively after her divorce. And her vagina fell out... that can apparently happen!

I walked into a room where sister was, and sprang into my best Britney Spears:
"I think my vag fell again" 
and so it was decided, this song needed to be written.

I think my vag fell again,
and you just tried to push it back in

Oh baby – don’t make a sound
cuz my grown ass kids, are hanging around
cuz I keep having old sex,
wrinkled dicks are too much for me

Oh baby baby Opps – my vag fell again
you played with my twat
it’s shape won’t maintain

Oh baby baby
Opps, I hope your wearing a glove
I’ve had too much loooove
That shit ain’t sanitary

You see my problem is this
My vag fell away -

Detached from my UUUUUU-terus

I cry, ev-er-y day

When I try reattach in a new way

But I lost all my mensies and it hurts when I pee

Oh baby baby Opps – my vag fell again
you played with my twat
it’s shape won’t maintain

Oh baby baby
Opps, I hope your wearing a glove
I’ve had too much loooove
That shit ain’t sanitary

Ow – ow - Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahhhhhh

[train conductor] All aboard

(man) Will I fit
(aunt) theres room for one more
(man) is this gay
no, just don’t let your penises touch
Now get on in there
Aww well if you insist

Opps my- vag fell again your arms
got lost, in the sheets oh baby
Opps you –  (Opps you)  just tried to push it back in

THIS IS GROOOSSSSSSSS

Opps my- vag fell again your arms
got lost, in the sheets oh baby
Opps you –  (Opps you)  just tried to push it back in

It’s not that Sanitary

Opps my- vag fell again your arms
got lost, in the sheets oh baby
Opps you –  weren’t wearing a gloooove

Somebody push me down the stairs