I am the queen of funny responses, where clearly brother is the king of the story. So every once in a while when I am particularly on my game, I will add in quotes of the night.
Last night we went out with brother's friends for his bestie's birthday. Brother has this one friend, and I don't know if I want to call him crazyeyes or the hairy jew but our conversation was the best of the night so here you go:
Hairy Jew: You know I am jewish but also part black (clearly, a lie)
me: oh yeah?
HJ: yeah I have been through a lot of hardships
me: okay- quick whats worse? Holocaust or slavery? Go!
HJ: yes
Hahahaha still funny to me.
Back to your reading people.
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