Its 5am and I just got home from a night out- a combination of being a multi-stop taxi and daylight savings made for one exceptionally late night. Brother cleaned the house really well this week and in my weekend alone I apparently threw a party or hosted a war- but its safe to say I have ruined all his good work. For some reason when mother told me brother was coming home monday, I believed her. Stupid. He is coming home. So this is my #codependencyhilarity "text from last night"
(339)Dearest brother, I am exceptionally concerned about your arrival in the morning as I have turned the house you cleaned into a disaster area. I am not working
(339)Tomorrow and plan to fully clean the house. I forgot about daylight savings time and had to drive everyone home. Its 5am. Please don't hurt me. Loovvveee you.
To sum up- don't be mad brother!!!
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