diet coke and fat kids

After my brother's anti-fat woman blast, I have decided to write on one of my least favorite things about being a fatty

DIET COKE.

okay so I was just watching Family Guy and the quote was something to the effective of "like when fat women discovered diet coke" and then it switched to a fat woman who said "now I can eat anything I want" and you know what?  Its totally true!  Fat women love diet coke and always get it.

I, however, am not one of those fat girls.  Because if I walk into Wendy's and get chicken nuggets and fries, I just want a regular coke.  BUT EVERYONE ALWAYS GIVES ME DIET!  I am like gee guy, if you are worried about my caloric intake, take away the fries.  I used to get insulted like what are you trying to say?  But then I realized i its cause all fat ladies except me do it.

So I say FAT GIRLS UNITE!  Diet for real or shut up about it...

bitches....