Saturday, February 12, 2011

Proud to be an American...

Where I flush after I pee!!!!
(that's the lyrics right? who cares it's country. 90's R&B all day! heck yeahhhh)

So I saw Babel today and I must say that I am glad I was born in America. I mean yes we have retarded people called "tea-baggers*" and Sarah Palin but at least it isn't gross. (Well the South isn't always too nice but it is better than Morocco or Egypt.) [*I am aware that they are some variation of "tea-party" but that was already used in American history so they can fuck themselves. Maybe they can pick up a book to find shit out first, also they should know that people of color deserve rights.] But enough of my disappointment in America because this is a pro-American post. I have a toilet I get to flush when I feel like it and I get to shower everyday. I mean even in the Ireland you have to add a boost of hot water to get a nice hot shower, I thought they were civilized... In the movie there was dirt everywhere, I sweep multiple times a week just to avoid a little dirt on my floor, these people HAD dirt floors. Unacceptable.

Moral of the story: America isn't perfect but I cannot think of a better place. (Canada would be okay if it weren't so cold all the time there)


Also OBAMA-OBAMA-OBAMA-OBAMA
<3 him

-bro

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